Why Certain Ships Annoy Me

There are just two ships in the Harry Potter fandom that really piss me off.And that's:

1.Draco & Hermione.I just can't stand it!He hates her,she hates him.Done.Period.All she is is a Mudblood,a worthless piece of crap.Well,maybe he doesn't think that way anyway,but the chemistry is just so OFF between the 2 characters.And they really do hate each other.They've also never been in the same room alone together.So yeah,I hate this ship.But ship what you want.

2.Harry & Hermione.No.No!NO!!!!!!!!All right,just NO!It doesn't work!Harry has never thought of Hermione in this way.She's always been like a sister to him,nothing more,nothing romantic.Why would you want to break that amazing bond they have?Honestly,that's just plain annoying that someone would want to wreck that.Hermione is like a mother or sister to Harry & he's never thought of her in any kind of romantic way.It also really pisses me off when people talk about Ron or Ginny dying so Harry & Hermione can be together.First of all,all right,so Ron dies so Harry realizes his sudden love for Hermione & just abandons Ginny or the other way around?Second of all,WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!Do people REALIZE what they're saying when they talk about this?!?!?!They are talking about killing 2 of the most beloved characters of the books.So this ship also annoys me.

*1 reaction when I found out people shipped these couples. 

*Next thing I said when I found out about these ships.

*Next reaction to these ships.

Next reaction.

Then I got really angry.

*Then I was just like this.

I really just couldn't believe it.

My reaction when I meet a person who ships one of these couples.

My other reaction when I meet someone who ships one of these couples.

Then I'm in full-out war mode.

*To people who ship these couples.Just kidding,I still love you!But I really just can't get it.

Overall,it just really actually annoys me when someone contradicts a canon ship that was in the books.Not only are you insulting my one of my OTPs,you are insulting J.K. Rowling.I think she made a pretty good decision with HER characters.Sorry,you don't get a say in that.So it really annoys me when people say that she was wrong.I only disagree with her on Neville/Luna,& I'm not contradicting anything that happened in the books.I like the canon couples.If that makes me boring,so be it,but I don't question the plots of Joanne Rowling.As always,pics with the * mean they move when you click on them.